Thursday Update

Economic woe!
What's a lady going to do?
Duh! "Drill baby, drill!"


Stupid John McCain
Let Sarah Palin speak now!
You are the sexist.


Crisis in Georgia?
Obvious solution here-
Attack her "neighbor"


Foreign policy
Experience? Pakistan
Thinks she is "gorgeous"


Halloween last year
That lazy doppleganger
Went as Tina Fey

Our First Submissions!

Keep them coming in folks!

caribou or bear
sun shines bright on icy ground
over darkest oil

Republican girl
Living right up North, you know
Look, no abortion!

Family values
means no gay rights, just straight ones
Palin had sex once?!

McCain is so old
A female versus black man?
People like breasts too!

#8

Foreign Policy
Pit-bull woman of darkness
Russia from my land?

#1

Hey Lipstick Nazi
If John should die in office
Boy, we are screwed.

#2

Hockey Mother Take
Rapid action away From
Government! Okay?

#3

Alaskan Devil
Lipstick bitch you make me sick
Apocalypse now.

#4

you cannot solve our
economy enigma
damn bridge to nowhere

#5

woman she is not
Revoke her Vagina!
she has not earned it!

#6

Country swept up by
disaster from Alaska
dumb republican

#7

what an evil plan
charging women for rape kits
great idea lame-o

Fascism

To paraphrase Sinclair Lewis in Haiku:

Fascism comes to
America with a cross
And wrapped in a flag