Palin Supporter-
remove head from the bible
jesus hates McCain!

I swear to Christ-
If she says Maverick once more
I'll vomit on her.

Sarah you are wrong-
Marriage equals heart plus heart
(Shame on you Biden!)

Hey, guess what? It's true!
She is just like a pitbull-
tiny, tiny brain!

Tax Cuts for the Rich:
That is a fucking great plan-
my heart is so sick!

Did she ever hear
of answering a question-
maverick, maverick- ick!

America, HEY!
Did you notice that Sarah
has a stupid face?

A shinning city
On a hill was Puritan.
Hey, they burned witches!

She still doesn't know
What the vice president does
Drop out now Palin

Her diverse family:
A gay son in Iraq now?
Don't ask and don't tell.

All of the above
Is not an option-- drilling
Kills the ozone layer

Answer the question
What promises won't you keep?
McCain lies each day

Please explain Sarah
So what is McCain's health plan
Tax credits? Bad plan.

Parents next to me
Think the economy sucks
But don't vote Palin

It is ground rules time
Let us listen to them now
Ready, set, and go!

Live blogging-- let's go!
Biden and Palin will spar,
I shall write haiku

Tonight's Debate. Live blogging!

Thursday Update

Economic woe!
What's a lady going to do?
Duh! "Drill baby, drill!"


Stupid John McCain
Let Sarah Palin speak now!
You are the sexist.


Crisis in Georgia?
Obvious solution here-
Attack her "neighbor"


Foreign policy
Experience? Pakistan
Thinks she is "gorgeous"


Halloween last year
That lazy doppleganger
Went as Tina Fey

Our First Submissions!

Keep them coming in folks!

caribou or bear
sun shines bright on icy ground
over darkest oil

Republican girl
Living right up North, you know
Look, no abortion!

Family values
means no gay rights, just straight ones
Palin had sex once?!

McCain is so old
A female versus black man?
People like breasts too!

#8

Foreign Policy
Pit-bull woman of darkness
Russia from my land?

#1

Hey Lipstick Nazi
If John should die in office
Boy, we are screwed.

#2

Hockey Mother Take
Rapid action away From
Government! Okay?

#3

Alaskan Devil
Lipstick bitch you make me sick
Apocalypse now.

#4

you cannot solve our
economy enigma
damn bridge to nowhere

#5

woman she is not
Revoke her Vagina!
she has not earned it!

#6

Country swept up by
disaster from Alaska
dumb republican

#7

what an evil plan
charging women for rape kits
great idea lame-o

Fascism

To paraphrase Sinclair Lewis in Haiku:

Fascism comes to
America with a cross
And wrapped in a flag